VCL AI Benchmarks
Same prompts. Every major model. Every month. No marketing fluff — just results.
The “Lobster on a Dirt Bike” Test
Our signature compositional benchmark, run across every category and every model, every month.
Inspired by Simon Willison's “pelican on a bicycle.” The simplicity is the point — failure modes are endlessly informative.
Text-to-Image
Photorealism, prompt adherence, compositional understanding, typography, and artifact detection.
Text-to-Text
Reasoning, writing, coding, instruction following, factual accuracy, and long-context understanding.
Text-to-3D Scene
Video Export3D scene generation with flythrough video export. Geometry, textures, lighting, and atmosphere.
Text-to-Video Game
Single PlayerGenerate playable games from text. Game logic, visual quality, input handling, and complexity.
Research
Deep research and synthesis. Source retrieval, citation accuracy, and handling conflicting info.
Cross-Cutting
Applied to AllMeasured across every category and every model for apples-to-apples comparison.
Time to first output and time to completion
Output quality per dollar spent
Same prompt 3x — how much do results vary?
Does the output match prompt constraints?
Ship Hand
Our hand-built benchmark anchor: create a crew member (seven species, three uniform colors) and free-roam a room-by-room Enterprise-D with a living crew, collectible items, procedural music, and full sound effects.
Monthly Cadence
Every major model. Same prompts. First week of every month. Trends tracked over time.
All models tested with identical prompts across all five categories.
Blind side-by-side comparisons. Community votes on which output wins.
Scores, rankings, and the lobster test results — all published openly.
Month-over-month and model-over-model trends. See who's improving.