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VCL AI Benchmarks

Same prompts. Every major model. Every month. No marketing fluff — just results.

The “Lobster on a Dirt Bike” Test

Our signature compositional benchmark, run across every category and every model, every month.

“A lobster riding a dirt bike”

Inspired by Simon Willison's “pelican on a bicycle.” The simplicity is the point — failure modes are endlessly informative.

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Text-to-Image

Photorealism, prompt adherence, compositional understanding, typography, and artifact detection.

Prompt adherenceCompositional accuracyVisual fidelity+2
6 models tracked

Text-to-Text

Reasoning, writing, coding, instruction following, factual accuracy, and long-context understanding.

ReasoningCode generationInstruction following+2
8 models tracked

Text-to-3D Scene

Video Export

3D scene generation with flythrough video export. Geometry, textures, lighting, and atmosphere.

Geometric coherenceTexture qualityLighting & atmosphere+2
4 models tracked

Text-to-Video Game

Single Player

Generate playable games from text. Game logic, visual quality, input handling, and complexity.

PlayabilityVisual qualityLogic coherence+2
6 models tracked

Research

Deep research and synthesis. Source retrieval, citation accuracy, and handling conflicting info.

Source qualitySynthesis depthCitation accuracy+2
5 models tracked

Cross-Cutting

Applied to All

Measured across every category and every model for apples-to-apples comparison.

Speed & Latency

Time to first output and time to completion

Cost Efficiency

Output quality per dollar spent

Consistency

Same prompt 3x — how much do results vary?

Instruction Following

Does the output match prompt constraints?

Playable Reference — Text-to-Video-Game

Ship Hand

Our hand-built benchmark anchor: create a crew member (seven species, three uniform colors) and free-roam a room-by-room Enterprise-D with a living crew, collectible items, procedural music, and full sound effects.

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Community Polling

Coming Soon

Wabbit-style blind polls — community members see outputs side-by-side without model names and vote on which is better. Elo-style ranking from votes.

Which is better?
Model A
Vote
Model B
Vote

Monthly Cadence

Every major model. Same prompts. First week of every month. Trends tracked over time.

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Run Benchmarks

All models tested with identical prompts across all five categories.

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Community Polls

Blind side-by-side comparisons. Community votes on which output wins.

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Publish Results

Scores, rankings, and the lobster test results — all published openly.

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Track Trends

Month-over-month and model-over-model trends. See who's improving.